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We Hijack Attention, Weaponize Strategy, And Turn Your Marketing Into Sales!
OUR PHILOSOPHY
We don’t “optimize campaigns.”
We hijack them, strip them down, and rebuild them to dominate.
Our methods are loud, unapologetic, and engineered to cut through the noise while everyone else plays nice.
OUR MISSION
We Turn Boring To BadAss!
Forget complicated dashboards and endless tweaks. We crush the complexity. Wanna run campaigns that hit hard and give you back your time, while you make sales?
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Our Services
AI Integrations & Automation
Social Media Marketing
Paid Advertising
Copywriting
And Much More…
Too scared to hand us the keys? Fine.
Snatch the DIY gear below and play
Warlord on your own.
Just don’t come crying when you get
addicted to winning.
Marketing
Foundations
DIY Ads management tool
Appointment booking calendar
Reputation Management
Increase reviews
Consolidation of engagement
Mediums (IG, FB, Google biz, etc)
All packages are subject to the needs of you, the client! We value the knowledge you have of your business and will work with you to figure out exactly how to 10x. So, give us a shout!
Marketing Foundations
Everything in Foundations +
24/7 Engagement via AI text and email integration
Development and maintenance of web presence
Websites
Funnels
All packages are subject to the needs of you, the client! We value the knowledge you have of your business and will work with you to figure out exactly how to 10x. So, give us a shout!
Marketing Foundations
Everything in Gold +
DFY video course
For customers
And/or team
Dynamic FAQs using AI tech
Payment integration
Video content development for Social media + YT
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Affiliate Marketing Fire System
Affiliate Fire System
Unleash your potential with our fire system. This all-inclusive package is your key to unlocking a successful affiliate business, complete with instant commission opportunities.
Fire System Details
Affiliate business setup where you can earn instant commissions on any product from our line.
Opt-in page
Robust marketing system, providing you with sales pages, additional Opt-in pages, and the opportunity to earn commission on big-ticket sales.
Bonuses
Affiliate Marketing Leadership Course
This course guides you through the vast landscape of affiliate marketing, from setting up your business and brand identity to mastering SEO and traffic management.
200 Starter Search Traffic Clicks, a free coaching session, and more!
Get the Affiliate Marketing Fire System today and embark on your journey to becoming an affiliate marketing leader. Your pathway to business success starts here!
Only $79.00
Advanced Affiliate Strategy System
Advanced Affiliate Strategy System
Elevate your online business with our Strategy System. This all-encompassing package is designed to provide you with all the tools you need to excel in the competitive world of affiliate marketing.
Strategy System Details
Affiliate business setup where you can earn instant commissions on any product from our line.
Opt-in page
Custom social media post images
Email series
Logo
Custom multi page funnel
Custom Website
Robust marketing system, providing you with sales pages, additional Opt-in pages, and the opportunity to earn commission on big-ticket sales.
Bonuses
Advanced Affiliate Strategy Course
This course guides you through the vast landscape of affiliate marketing, from setting up your business and brand identity to mastering SEO and traffic management.
700 Starter Search Traffic Clicks, a free coaching session, and more!
Get the Affiliate Marketing Fire System today and embark on your journey to becoming an affiliate marketing leader. Your pathway to business succes
This course, coupled with our strategy package, offers a comprehensive guide to mastering affiliate marketing, setting you on the path to success.
Get the Advanced Affiliate Strategy System today and take your affiliate marketing game to the next level. Your journey to online business success starts here!
Schedule A Free Consultation To Learn More
Affiliate Platform Ownership System
Affiliate Platform Ownership System
Take full control of your online business with our Affiliate Platform Ownership System. This comprehensive package is designed to provide you with all the tools and resources you need to own and operate a successful affiliate platform.
Affiliate Platform Ownership System Details
Affiliate business setup where you can earn instant commissions on any product from our line.
Opt-in page
Custom social media post images
Email series
Logo
Custom multi page funnel
Custom Website
Custom Subscription Platform
Custom Affiliate Platform
Robust marketing system, providing you with sales pages, additional Opt-in pages, and the opportunity to earn commission on big-ticket sales.
Bonuses
Advance Affiliate Ownership Course
This course guides you through the vast landscape of affiliate marketing, from setting up your business and brand identity to mastering SEO and traffic management.
2,500 Starter Search Traffic Clicks, a free coaching session, and more!
The centerpiece of this package is our Affiliate Powerhouse Ownership Course, included at no additional cost. This course, coupled with our strategy package, offers a comprehensive guide to mastering affiliate marketing and platform ownership, setting you on the path to success.
Get the Affiliate Platform Ownership System today and take the reins of your affiliate marketing business. Your journey to online business ownership starts here!
Schedule A Free Consultation To Learn More
Benefits Of Mastering Business With Me
Unlock the secrets of affiliate marketing, gain full control of your online business, and accelerate your journey to financial success.
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Duplicatable System
Replicable Success Blueprint
Own Your Own System
Command Your Financial Empire
Contact Us
DGA Systems office
2040 Linglestown Rd
Suite 301
Harrisburg, PA 17110
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