WHO WE ARE:
Let’s get one thing clear…
Despite what you may have heard on every mainstream media outlet, podcast, Reddit thread, and probably your mom’s Facebook feed:😂
We are NOT a “Cult”
…Yet!
Terrible Marketing is a counterattack.
A rebellion against boring tactics.
A movement for creators & founders, who are sick of “what works” that doesn’t work at all.
Welcome to Terrible Marketing, where...
We're definitely Not a “Cult”... Yet!
Now let’s get weird.
We Build Weapons, Not Just Systems
At Terrible Marketing, we didn’t start by teaching —
We started by breaking sh*t.
We tore apart broken funnels.
We cracked the code on attention.
We engineered copy that converts like it’s caffeinated.
What started as chaos turned into a system —
Not just a system, a conversion machine.
We don’t sell “tools.”
We hand creators, coaches, and business owners the exact weapons they need to stop wasting time, stop looking desperate, and finally make sales that slap.
Less fluff. More fire.
That’s our model.
Empowerment through execution. Simplicity with bite.
You want ease?
You want edge?
Welcome to Terrible.
With over 18 years of experience and a dedicated team, we strive to streamline every business process, creating results that are not just additive but multiplicative. Our journey began in 2005 as a small family business founded by Dwayne Golden, his wife Patricia, and their three sons, Dwayne Jr., Daniel, and David. Today, David, along with his father Dwayne, leads DGA Systems with a passion for innovation and a commitment to driving success for our clients.
Over the years, we have expanded our reach and currently serve clients in more than 118 countries. Our success stems from the exceptional talent and expertise of our development and design teams, who are at the forefront of the industry. With the addition of our strategic AI division, we are equipped to provide unparalleled systems that empower our clients to achieve real results across all areas of their business.
At DGA Systems, our success is built on the strength of our team. Our project managers, UI/UX specialists, AI experts, and dedicated support teams, including customer support and onboarding, form a dynamic dream team that we proudly consider our family. When working with us, our clients benefit from the expertise and care embedded in our culture, ensuring that every step of their journey is marked by proficiency and excellence.
We’re not your agency. We’re your accomplice.
Here at Terrible Marketing, we don’t “support” you —
we ride shotgun on your business growth and scream at traffic.
We don’t just believe in “client relationships.”
We believe in building a marketing war room where your wins are our obsession.
You bring the hustle.
We bring the artillery.
And together? We burn your competitors’ dreams to the ground.
F*ck the Rules. Rewrite the Game!
We’re not here to “streamline solutions.”
We’re here to blow up bottlenecks, bulldoze excuses, and launch your business into beast mode.
You don’t need motivation.
You need a crew of unhinged marketing maniacs who live for your wins and lose sleep over your conversions.
This isn’t a partnership.
It’s a pact.
If you’re done playing it safe…
Done buying templated nonsense from smiling strangers…
Then welcome home.
Let’s weaponize your offer
and unleash a rain of hellfire of biblical proportions.
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Welcome to the dark side...
This ain’t school.
This is where you unlearn every overpriced, overhyped tactic that never worked —
and finally get the tools that actually move the needle.
We don’t preach theory.
We build weapons — funnels, ads, and copy that convert like they’ve got a vendetta.
Every piece of training we give you is baked into the chaos-engine we built to make attention stick and sales explode.
So if you're tired of playing it safe, sipping from recycled PDF scripts and fake guru formulas...
It’s time to get dangerous.
It’s time to get Terrible.
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